Windows 98 source code


/*

TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code

Project: DESI(tm)

Projected release-date: Summer 1998

*/



#include "win31.h"

#include "win95.h"

#include "evenmore.h"

#include "oldstuff.h"

#include "billrulz.h"



#define INSTALL = HARD



char make_prog_look_big[1600000];



void main()

{

    while(!CRASHED)

    {

        display_copyright_message();

        display_bill_rules_message();

        do_nothing_loop();

        

        if(first_time_installation)

        {

            make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

            do_nothing_loop();

            totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

            search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

            hang_system();

        }



        write_something(anything);

        display_copyright_message();

        do_nothing_loop();

        do_some_stuff();



        if(still_not_crashed)

        {

            display_copyright_message();

            do_nothing_loop();

            basically_run_windows_3.1();

            do_nothing_loop();

            do_nothing_loop();

        }

    }



    if(detect_cache())

        disable_cache();



    if(fast_cpu())

    {

        set_wait_states(lots);

        set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

        set_mouse(action, jumpy);

        set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

    }



    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

    printf("Welcome to Windows 98");



    if(system_ok())

        crash(to_dos_prompt);

    else

        system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);



    while(something)

    {

        sleep(5);

        get_user_input();

        sleep(5);

        act_on_user_input();

        sleep(5);

    }



    create_general_protection_fault();

}

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